Ode To Ole Port Charles Town

Welcome to Ole Port Charles Town
where silence can be deadly when you don't hear a sound.

The Calm before the storm don't let it be misunderstood
Alot of crazy crap happens in this badass neck of the woods.

Mob wars, explosions, kidnappings galore, you better brace
yourself when Jason Morgan crashes through the ceiling and
jumps down to the floor.

Villains aplenty, the girls are not wimpy , you better get
running when they wield a gun.

They'll shoot your ass first ask questions later, and if you
run into  Carly, Sam , Lulu or Maxie, you better get a head
start and get out of there fast.

The connections they've made over the years , should
scare the life out of you and they'll hone in on your fears.

I bet you never heard of the Legend of Luke and Laura
Or the fact that Sonny Corinthos is the towns Mob King pin.
He's charming , not subtle , what he says he shoots from the hip
and as for  Liesel Obrect when it comes to being calm and endearing
she don't fall for that Shyte.


Take a stroll to Charlie's pub, yeah you know the one where Julian Jerome
rules the roost , but behind the scenes he's a schemer and he's nobody's fool.


He knows how to play the game of cat and mouse , but Alexis she knows
he's a liar and a bit of a louse.

The Pcpd swears to uphold the law , but every time we turn around,
another cops mrs , has been put behind bars and started screaming
down the walls.

The hospital is buzzing with each daily crisis, cause any
drama that's caused Epiphany will raise holy hell and if
you don't don't believe us you don't know her very well.

Don't piss off sweet Molly, okay well maybe I dare you
you don't want to get on the wrong side of her when she
blows an almighty fuse.

When she , Joss and Kristina do the tough girl thing it leaves me 

Rather proud and really amused.

Ava, Valentin , Nina and Shiloh,  are devil's in sheep's clothing 

And wear tarnished Halos.

They claim to be decent people what an utter and complete 

Joke , i don't want to get a hold of the cheap crap they smoke .

Cassadine's , The Quartermaine's too , Scott Baldwin
the former weasel , has evolved , but you don't want
to mess with his son Franco , or even Bobbie Spencer
have I spoken too soon.

Baby mama dramas , baby switches too , and when 

Michael discovers the truth Brad and Nelle are gonna be

Beyond screwed

As for me , me lovelies I've been apart of the family 

For going on nearly 40 years , and sometimes I've 

Been reduced to tears. 

Respect , and love I have For GH , And I'm thankful 

To the Hursleys for the show they did create .

I'm part of the GH Family,  which includes, my ghc family  the cast 

And the crew , and I'm damn proud us all and the things we all

Create and do.

So thank you gh you've stolen my heart like a thief in the night

And for me I could care less what anyone says cause to me 

It's my happy place and feels so right.

When 2 Oclock comes  , you better batten down the hatches, 

If things blow up its the haters that lit my fuse and 

Handed me the matches. 

So here's to Port Charles,  the cream of the crop

It's no wonder with all this drama GH is always 

On top spot.

So here's to you GH 56 years and still thriving 

You're kick ass and a force to be reckoned 

With and I'm not fantasizing.